Sunday, December 26, 2010

How girls turn guys off!!

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!

SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share !

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!

HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck !

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down .

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

24 comments :

  1. depends if a guy is lo3aa, we can easily turn him off by using some of those (a)

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  2. I don't think Kuwaiti girls are this funny :p

    You may say ethlif 7addech bas :p

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  3. Are you kidding me combined with a disgusted look always does the work! Guys here aren't evolved enough to understand most of the come backs that you just posted :p

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  4. No one uses such funny turn offs here :p

    Cuz girls here are boring :p

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  5. Is this a quiz ? cuz i got 16 out of 16 ;D

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  6. Then it is either because you got rejected a lot or, you're a she :p

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  7. OMG! That "SHE" is VAINGLORIOUS!!! LOOOOL;p Believe me, we use them "ibgalbna" ;p

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  8. Ambrosial : I can't see you in "she" shoes.

    But I can't see you guys come up with such funny statements. :P

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  9. ethlf to a stranger or non stranger guy is rude to say :O:P

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  10. the stig:
    bl3aaaks !! feeh girls here uses thess turn off , for example, I had one said this,maybe you met boring girls around

    Boyfriend: you know you're different from any girlfriends I had
    Girlfriend: of-course, they're you're ex-s

    (a)

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  11. lol, and his Ex would say : you got my leftover :P

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  12. I say you should go and study :P

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  13. Stiggy check this out:

    http://desertblvd.blogspot.com/2010/11/scene-2-difference-is-experience.html

    Ur welcome ;p

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  14. Lol, now do you want me to think that you're funny or that you're gorgeous and people tend to hit on you :p

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  15. Oh no Stiggy you don't have to think! Everybody knows that I'm funny and gorgeous! LOL ;p

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  16. And you wanted to buy a classic car!
    And go karting!
    Ideal weight!

    Unfortunately Stigs can't propose :p

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  17. Yeah I know! I'm too good to be true! ;p

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  18. LOL, those are some stroooong comebacks!a

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  19. DG : try to come up with some of these :p

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