Tuesday, January 18, 2011

50 Advantages of being a Guy!

1. I Can go out any time I want.
2. Smoke in public without people talking badly about me.
3. Get the best side of the bed.
4. Less time in the shower, less shampoo consumption.
5. Wear anything with the same jeans! Or Deshdasha!
6. Cheaper Gym prices.
7. Travel alone ANY TIME!
8. The Dewaneya free fun Adventure.
9. Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
10. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
11. You can open all your own jars.
12. You can go to a public toilet without a support group.
13. You don’t lose friends because the forgot to invite you.
14. Your underwear is cheaper and can be purchased from any store.
15. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
16. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
17. Deshdasha @ work + 3aza + 3ers.
18. No monthly period.
19. Bringing a kid to life needs only few seconds and no pain.
20. People will say you’re nice if you only said Hi
21. You drink your soup from the bowl.
22. Anyone can give you a haircut.
23. You don’t cry in movies.
24. Your family name shall last longer.
25. You don’t look in the mirror every 3 mins.
26. No PMS.
27. Fix tire punctures alone.
28. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. And Getra can help a lot.
29. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
30. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
31. Movie nudity is virtually always female.
32. You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.
33. Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight.
34. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
35. You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.
36. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
37. You never have to clean the toilet.
38. None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry.
39. You can write your name in the snow.
40. Chocolate is just another snack.
41. You can be president.
42. Flowers fix everything.
43. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
44. Foreplay is optional.
45. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.
46. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
47. You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing.
48. Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
49. People never glance at your chest when you’re talking to them.
50. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.


Guys, Life is much easier :P

24 comments :

  1. lool I was happy first when I saw your post that my two brothers where like what's that big smile on her face :P then eqlebat elsalfa o t3asart :P letni ma qreet qbl la anam :P

    3 I still got my big bed :P
    6 cheaper Gym Prices la o ham akshakh mnah !shay yaqher

    7 soooon I will travel alone :Pofcourse for the first time that's why i'm happy mo shayfa kheer

    No. 12 LoL true but when it come to a 7 hour road trip using a gas station toilet well be as putting on lipsticks lol , We use Public Toilets ;P

    No. 18 & 26 come on don't hit on it twice Pls LOOl

    19-23 SO true

    umm guy's life much easier here in kuwait but somewhere else I think we will be equal somehow lol ;)

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  2. 3. really?
    4. Love the less time in the shower :D
    12. Eee support groups (a)
    20. no seriously? shloon bs hi o nice 3la 6ool ;/
    26. No PMS. that's what I like about men.

    31. Hahaha
    32.Some girls don't have to too.
    33. Do girls really give a damn about others weight?


    43. 7lwa !
    45. YEA Lucky you guys:P

    49. Only if he has hairy Chest, WTF !
    50. Noway, If I see a guy buying a condom, I would defiantly fantasize him with Megan fox's in the elevator and nude too :P oops

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  3. I'm a traveler :
    If you're sharing the bed with a "him" he'll get the best side.
    And yes we get more gyms, better and cheaper.
    Traveling alone since I was 14 will not make me say wow to your comment now :p

    And a support group! I mean even you do it in malls!

    Guys live much easier here or anywhere else.
    Don't even argue with me on it.

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  4. Pauline :
    3- yes if you're sharing the bed.
    4- less water, no tarsheed bullshit.
    20- you don't have to act nice, saying Hi is enough.
    43- is a huge advantage :p
    45- we can tell and listen without being Achaea of being whores :p
    49- I guess your answer gives me a lot of thoughts of why this is not happening with you :p
    50- stay in Boots for half an hour and you'll definitely see a guy around the condom area. And imagine him with Megan fox. Creepy! :p

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  5. me is upset :P but at least I still have both sides of my bed for tonight ;)
    or Let's call for a Public Debate on this interesting Subject;P

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  6. 3- Oh, just knew:P

    hahaha I once thought of myself when will I catch a guy buying one of those:P that would be embarrassing 3la awesome!:P

    Hey I used to travel alone since I was 1 or 2 yrs old :Pp aah good days I must say though I don't remember at all:p

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  7. I'm a Traveler : enjoy tonight with sleeping sideways. And sure, I will post something for a debate!

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  8. Pauline : think of it on the long run, not just for now :p

    Awesome cuz that means he's not ugly and he got hooked up with someone. Or he's fat hairy and married.

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  9. no it's awesome because it'll be for the first time of seeing a stranger guy buying a condom for whoever right in front of my eyes "that would be a priceless moment ever :')" I know crazy:P

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  10. Pauline : never thought of it as something cool! But if you say so :p

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  11. LOOOL! And that's why I wish I was a guy!

    3. It doesn't matter as long as it's spacious! ;p
    4. True, that's because we analyze the whole day during our shower ;p

    5. OMG screw u guys for that! Ur damn lucky! lol ;p
    6. Screw u guys again for that! Best GYM 50 KD membership, tops 100 KD! ;p

    7. *ehim* already did HAH!
    10. Me too ;)
    11. Run it through hot water, and it will pop open ;p
    12. LOOL! True, umi it7b ykun warai mawkib a'amiri to any place for that matter! lol ;p

    16. Not true! Maybe this doesn't apply to my bros. ;p
    17. Envy u for that! ;p
    18. That's a good thing! We take a week break from Fajer prayers, and run errands without worrying about prayers time! HAH! lol ;p

    26. Yeah but a slump at the stock exchange, and u'll act like ur PMSing! lol ;p

    29. Not True!
    42. Think twice, it does not!

    *Sigh* Ur life is easier! U forgot 2 things

    #1 inheritance= elthakr 7ath elunthayain! lol ;p
    #2 U get the double standard phrase of
    "elrayal ma y3eebah!"

    o salamtk ;p

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  12. Ambrosila : you are a guy but you need to admit!
    3- it does matter when you're on the far side from the bathroom and the curtains not closing properly!
    4- Tarsheed was created cuz of you.
    6-the most expensive gym will be 650 kd a year MAX!!!!
    7-Once ? LAME!
    10-Again you're a guy.
    11-what if you're in the desert?
    16-your brother is half gay :P
    18-we talk to god more than u do.
    26-stock exchanging is optional.
    42-I hate flowers anyway :P

    I will add your 2 points to that :P

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  13. Booooooo! I hate cultural double standards! Don't tell me that that's how it works everywhere, it's just here in the darkages of the middle east and the arab world.

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  14. you forgot cheaper 7alaq too :p number 12 is soo true LOOL AND number 45 is hardly an advantage

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  15. You forgot.. we can drive any type of cars without being judged =)

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  16. your life is much easier. #30. that's what i like in a guy. i hate it when guys go do thier nails in a salon..ewww!!:( that's not manly. u only get to do it once; when u're mi3ris.other wise cut them yourself.

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  17. lol!
    i especially want to be a man so i can go to duwaniya:P

    about the baggage though, we women can have 1 large suitcase for a one month travel (6ab3an inrid bakthar):P

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  18. Justnoon : everything in the list is an advantage. :p

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  19. XSuil : yea, and we drive manual without changing shoes since we use no high heels.

    Princess : saloon for guys to do nails?
    Fail...


    The Boudoir : you are welcome to visit our dewaneya as of tomorrow.. If you agreed, let me know to give you the directions :p
    Take that step, it's never too late :p

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  20. LOL awesome post! ;p

    I agree with I'm a Traveler, guys lives are easy here.. and everywhere else. But in the west its equal.

    I would never want to be a guy. A girl's life is fun! Besides I always get things I want without even asking for it, they always hand it in to me besides its fun manipulating guys ;p

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  21. Vain : it seems that you abuse guys to get free stuff, be good and you might get a lot after the 1000.

    Post aboutnyour wish list and maybe "they" will get you stuff :p

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  22. looool, i loved it and im a girl! lol

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  23. Babble : Think again and you might want to change your gender :P

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