Tuesday, January 18, 2011

50 Advantages of being a Woman!

1. Greater variety in clothes you're allowed to wear.
2. Guys will buy stuff for you if you're good company.
3. You're not accused of being weak if you are shy or soft spoken.
4. got off the Titanic first.
5. get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
6. No embarrassing boners.
7. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
8. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
9. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
10. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
11. Taxis stop for us.
12. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
13. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
14. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
15. coddled from birth.
16. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
17. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
18. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
19. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
20. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
21. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
22. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
31. You actually get extra points for sitting on your butt, watching sports.
32. If you're a lousy athlete, you don't have to question your worth as a human being.
33. If you have to be home in time for Ally McBeal, you can say so, out loud.
34. If you're not very attractive, you can fool 'em with makeup.
35. If you use self-tanner, it doesn't necessarily mean you're a big loser.
36. When you take off your shoes, nobody passes out.
37. If the person you're dating is much better at something than you are, you don't have to break up with him.
38. If you think the person your dating really likes you, you don't have to break up with him.
39. If you ARE bald, people will think you did it on purpose, and you're really chic.
40. You don't have to pretend to like cigars.
41. You'll never have to blow 2 months’ salary on anything.
42. You and your friends don't have to get totally wasted in order to share your feelings.
43. If you pick up the check once in a while, that's plenty.
44. When you get a million catalogues in the mail, it's a good thing.
45. You don't have hair on your back.
46. If anything on your body isn't as big as it should be, you can get implants.
47. If you have big ears, no one has to know.
48. You can be attracted to someone just because they're really funny.
49. The bathroom will smell better after we shower.
50. We got off the Titanic first.
See ! but most of your Advantages are based on guys!

17 comments :

  1. LOOL how did you know all that ;P well so true !
    Loved( 7-11-14-15-16-20)

    22-23 works alot in kuwait :P
    29 its so True
    30 really whats wrong with guys not wanting to ask about directions lol:P
    42 zahbeen lil qarqa mako secrets abad
    49 ofcourse the bathroom will smell better lea'ana we make it like a spa lol :p
    Ok we got off the Titanic first is there on No.4 & 50 :P
    Bs the List is one of a kind ... thank you ;)

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  2. Lol you did a research not a comment :P

    but many of them are true some applicable in Kuwait while some are not.

    Do you think you add more Advantages ?
    think of something :P

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  3. LOL Let's see ..Guess the One & only thing that is well known at most of the society as advantage is that we always come first :P and with some girls it becomes I always come first;P

    getting free stuff is my thing lol and we enjoy it its magical;P

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  4. When you see the guys advantages, you'll re-thing of changing your gender :p

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  5. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!! best post ever..i can relate to nearly everyone of them..

    the titanic thing omg! and the free dinners etc..taxis

    i used to say i wish i was a guy..and i still stick to that..i can wear the same thing everyday without being judged (dishdashas)..qitra cover bad hair, so no bad hair day..can walk around freely at night or travel alone without the fear of being assualted..can eat and eat and eat and getting fat would still get me women (ok that came out weird;p)...so u get the picture:P

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  6. The boudoir : lol I guess in few hours you'll be a guy!
    Cuz my next post on advantages of being a guy is cool, but the way you think, you are a guy and still don't know :p

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  7. I think that I've read that here before, or am I losing it?

    Anyways those reasons are lame, I'll give you the real advantages of being a girl :p
    1- you get to be bitchy all the time then blame it on PMSing.
    2- you can manipulate ppl like a puppet master.
    3- no one expects that you watch porn or do anything wrong, so u can always pass as an innocent angel.
    4- if it was ur word against a guy's word no one's gonna believe the guy even if he was saying the truth.
    5- we might lie less than guys do but we're better at it.
    6- ppl will stop to help you even if you parked on the side to fix your make up.

    That's all I feel like writing right now, I'll be back with more if I felt like it :p

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  8. Sumaiah : you're bitching all the time so that's true. Unless you're PMSing all the time! Then you must seek a doctor.

    And do you really watch porn?
    What's porn anyway! :p

    You can always lie if you know the body language needed for saying the truth. And the tighter your clothes are, the better buy-in you'll get from people.

    Those are good advantages though! :p

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  9. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!! ok now khalaitnii at'thaker all of this o al7een radait e7taraait!!:)

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  10. 16. aaaah I love hugging..
    22. NOOOO if I see a girl is so dumb, I get so pissed, not cute at all:(
    23. ok that's totally true man ! but if I find a condom fell out from his pocket ok that's another story:P

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  11. You must be a guy, life's much easier that way :p

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  12. Pauline : hugging is considered gayish in our world.
    And being dumb can be an advantage for women.

    What's wrong with you and condoms? :p

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  13. Sumaiah : Are you 26-ing ?
    check the list :P

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  14. Expat : hey you, look at your advantages and think again :p

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